1: The Lawniczak Special

This team has such a high floor because Josh Allen and Cooper Kupp are basically a guaranteed 50 points every week. Then throw in a nice game from Deebo and one of the RB’s and you’re already up to 85-90. This team doesn’t have amazing RB’s but they’re solid and they’re going to be enough to make this team a contender

2: The Sixty’9ers

DK Metcalf finally had a good game but it seems that might be tough to replicate consistently going forward with their passing offense. Najee has steadily played better and draws a nice matchup in the Jets. AJ Dillon continues to underperform and it seems like we may just get a scenario where him and Aaron Jones trade decent games back and forth

3: Loothy Muthy

Chase Edmonds had a bounce back from a points perspective but he still hasn’t gone over 35 yards rushing yet on the season. Austin Ekeler has oddly struggled as well but a bounce back should come here and this team still has a very strong 1-2 punch at WR

4: Horsedick.mpeg

A down week for this team but that will happen from time to time. They really need Stefon Diggs to perform to really be competitive so that combined with another down week from Aaron Jones was always going to make it tough for this team this week. They could also use more from Darren Waller

5: Russ Actually Stinks Butt

Terrible week from this team but the pieces are still there. Mike Williams was hampered by an injured Justin Herbert and ultimately Justin Jefferson will be fine. The big development here is the play of James Robinson and Dameon Pierce maybe starting to emerge. This team may have to do something about the QB position though at some point

6: Let That Anus Breath

Nice to see this team pull out a win despite a bit of a down week from their WRs. This team still needs to figure out the TE spot but between the 3 main RBs this should continue to be a team to be reckoned with as the year goes on

7: The Baaaaad Boyz

This team gets their first win and has strung together a quality offensive performance in each week so far. This team remains strong at WR and Garrett Wilson was still able to put up 9 points despite missing half the game. Leonard Fournette has started slow but he gets so many of the Bucs RB touches he’ll turn it around soon

8: The Brown Note

CeeDee Lamb bounced back this week and with Dak nearing a return he could be set to break out here. Joe Mixon hasn’t had the best start to the year, and an ankle injury won’t help but he should be back to form at some point. Amon Ra St. Brown seems like an absolutely rock solid WR2 at this point

9: The Button Brawlers

 Two straight losses have this team down on their luck, but really they just need to tread some water until they get fully back up to speed. They welcomed back Kittle and Dobbins which was a positive but the timing of the Mike Evans suspension wasn’t ideal. James Conner is someone to keep an eye on, he hasn’t eclipsed 40 rushing yards in a game yet this year.

10: Team Chillin

This ranking is almost certainly going to come with the most heat but look they still have yet to eclipse double digits in any game they’ve played yet this year. The big question here is where their upside comes from. They have a bunch of solid contributors but other than Derrick Henry there aren’t any real superstars here. Javonte Williams could be if Melvin Gordon were to be injured.

11: The Dark White Rises

Khalil Herbert is going to be a major part of this team as they try to float water with D’Andre Swift expected to miss the next month. Kyle Pitts bounced back next week but you have to wonder if he’ll be held down by the limited passing upside of the Falcons offense. Gabriel Davis is still a question mark at this point in the year. He had a good week 1 but he only had 4 catches

12: Joe Shiesty

This team continues to have issues at the RB spot, we’ll see if the addition of Devin Singletary can make a difference here. Getting Chris Godwin back here will be important as both Juju Smith Shuster and Darnell Mooney continue to underperform on their preseason expectations.